Bierwitze #92
There was a fellow I used to work with. His name was Bud.
He was a heavy drinker.
He died prematurely. Alcoholism!
He did not learn from it.
It did not make BUDWEISER!
Bierwitze #93
Ein Skelett betritt die Kneipe und stellt sich an die Theke. "Bitte, was darf's sein?" "Ich hätte gern ein grosses Bier, aber mit Wischlappen wenn's geht."
Bierwitze #94
What is the difference between american beer and a couple, having sex in a canoe? There is no difference, both are fucking close to water.
Bierwitze #95
